Conspiracy Theory (An Update)
Well, apparently, the inability to heat establishments that serve the public is a trend that's spreading. Here at another establishment, this is both a coffeeshop and a bakery, the cold air that permeates the place is beyond belief. But in what must be one of the disgusting attempts to make customers feel uncomfortable, this place goes one step further, they close the bathrooms for long periods of time. What type of immoral human being does this? The fact that this place allows free refills on their coffee might explain this, but it's a display of arrogance and unchecked aggression against the customers that will not be stood for. All out war is on the horizon. Hear me, brothers in arms! Rise up and take back control. This will not stand.