Year's Best???
This being the end of the year, we are inevitably greeted with the yearly deluge of "year's best" lists that chronicle everything one can possibly imagine being ranked that came out in the previous year. Not one to miss out on the action, Pittsburgh's own City Paper posted its annual rankings from their annual survey of the city's best stuff.

Now, I'm not against this type of thing per say, but I have one qualm about what seems to be an exercise in redundancy. While granting that there are rankings in each respective category for "new" establishments, the majority of the rankings are devoted to heaping praise upon businesses that seem to receive the same honors each and every year. In other words, when you're given only a limited number of choices to pick from year to year, of course the same businesses are going to receive the same votes year in and year out.

To demonstrate, let's take a look at some of the more ludicrous results.

Example 1:
Best place to get bagels
BrueggerÂ’s Bagels
Various locations
2nd Panera Bread
3rd Einstein Brothers Bagels

My two biggest questions are these:
1. Could the choices be any more obvious? (Two of them have "Bagels" in their names)
2. Are there any other places to get bagels other than these establishments, or places that people think of immediately when considering buying a bagel? (Given that two of the business specialize in bagels, wouldn't it be an even bigger surprise if, say, a place really off the wall made the list, like Sushi Two?)

Example 2:
Best mass transit route
54C
2nd The T
3rd 61C

Okay, this one is of obvious concern to me. Keeping in mind this award is simply for the best route and has nothing to do with the service, I still feel a tinge ofapprehensionn awarding the 54C this distinction. Do I really have to spell out why?

Finally, a real favorite of mine.

Example 3:
Best coffeehouse
Beehive
South Side
2nd Kiva Han
3rd The Quiet Storm

Basically, according to this, these are the only three coffeehouses in Pittsburgh, or, in what's an interesting twist of irony, the only three that fit the "coffeehouse" label, because there are many more coffeehouses in Pittsburgh, but they happen to be called either Starbucks, Crazy Mocha, or Caribou Coffee, and I'd wager that these three do much more business than those that are deemed worthy of the "coffeehouse" label.

The rest of the lists are littered with your typical rankings of Indian restaurants, sports bars, and bookstores, all of which you're most likely familiar with, because there just aren't that many choices from year to year to make the rankings anything more than a formality.