Conspiracy Theory (Yet another Update)
Well, now they've done it and done it with a final emphasis that pretty much pounds the final nail in the coffin. Panera Bread has posted a sign on their doors that due to a tremendously unforeseen, major plumbing problem their restrooms are closed indefinitely. In an effort to keep you, the paying customer, from indulging in their bottomless coffee refills, this company has decided to go the route reserved only those with a certain bent persona, something befitting of an overbearing fascist regime. It's a sickening display from a classless outfit. In the words of an idol of mine, "This aggression will not stand."